i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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