I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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