Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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