His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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