it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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