Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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