arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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