I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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