did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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