he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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