windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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