i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
meet me or not, i'm out of control
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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