We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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