I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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