I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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