I'm lost and stupid without you.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
tell me about the fingering
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