How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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