every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I love you.
Bad choice
So apparently I’m into choking now
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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