she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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