You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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