So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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