On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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