Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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