She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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