can u get pink eye on your cock?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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