ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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