I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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