wanna go halves on a baby?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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