Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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