when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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