There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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