I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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