I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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