one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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