quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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