Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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