I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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