I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
