Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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