She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
