He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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