dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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