You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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