So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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