Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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