I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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