Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
