Im at strip club and am horny
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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