We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Is it because I queefed?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
