I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I smell stomach acid.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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