i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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