You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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