He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I understand Curling. That high.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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