why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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