I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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